Can We Guess If You're Ruining The World?

There are several ways to destroy the universe. Are you taking part in any of them?

Crissy Milazzo
On Mar 29, 2017

You have a plastic bottle to get rid of, but no recycling bin. What do you do with it?

You bump into Iggy Azalea on the street: what do you do?

What do you think when you look at this photo?

How often do you use the word "moist?"

What's your opinion on using a blinker to signify lane-switching or turning?

Your friend texts you for a Netflix login; what do you do?

Do you comment on YouTube videos?

The toilet paper is all out, but the cardboard roll is still there. You open a new roll. What do you do next?

Do you ever do this on crowded public transport?

How often do you answer texts with 'K'?

Can you relate to this person?

Yes! You're ruining the world.

Yes! You're ruining the world.

You're pure evil. Please change your ways, or at least find a way to make the Scientologists the first to go.

No! You're not actively contributing to the earth's demise.

No! You're not actively contributing to the earth's demise.

Cheers! You can observe the end times with the rest of us regulars.

Not now, but you will eventually bring doom upon us.

Not now, but you will eventually bring doom upon us.

You're coasting towards ruining the planet as we know it. There's still a chance for you, but if you continue to be chill about being the worst, you're like, two steps from being a friend of Ann Coulter's.

You're saving the world! Congrats, it's pointless.

You're saving the world! Congrats, it's pointless.

While the rest of us light matches or just watch the world burn, you're busy putting out fires. Keep it up! Maybe you'll be rewarded in the afterlife. Or at least with one less parking ticket in this one.