Would you get into Berghain?
Would you get into Berghain?
Probably not
Probably not
What day of the week are you going?
What time are you going?
What are you wearing?
How many of you are there?
What's the gender split?
Do you say anything?
Are you on drugs?
Do you take photos in the queue?
How obvious is it that you're a tourist?
Are you Paris Hilton?
You would definitely get into Berghain
You would definitely get into Berghain
It's hard to say "definitely" when there isn't an obvious door policy. However, you've played your cards right, not pissed anyone off, and you've ended up in the most exclusive club in the world.
Not that your mates would ever believe you, since you'll get chucked out for taking any photos to prove it.
You will never get into Berghain
You will never get into Berghain
Woops. You did all of the wrong things. They took one look at you and saw you exactly for who you really are: a tourist not cool enough for Berghain. Sorry.
You might get in
You might get in
With such elusive staff, you were unlucky this time, but that's not to mean that if you were to go back in a few hours' time you wouldn't get in. You've made a decent effort, so brush yourself off, go to a lesser club, and try again soon.