Would You Rather: Musician Edition

Would you rather be trapped in a lift with an opera singer, or trapped in a lift with a violinist?

Would you rather listen to a Bach motet scored for electric guitars, or Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ scored for chamber choir?

Would you rather play a concert completely naked on your first instrument, or play a concert on an instrument you’ve never played before?

Would you rather have a coffee with Bach, or some opium with Berlioz?

Would you rather have a romantic weekend with Gesualdo, or a theory lesson from Justin Bieber?

Would you rather watch the complete Ring Cycle in one sitting, or listen to Pachelbel’s Canon for 8 hours straight?

Would you rather be forced to listen to all 4 Four Seasons concertos in one sitting, or eat 4 four seasons pizzas in one sitting?

Would you rather have ten concertos for one harpsichord, or one concerto for ten harpsichords?

Would you rather be a quarter-tone flat, or half a beat behind?

Would you rather your accompanist falls asleep, or your audience falls asleep?

Six sharps or six flats?

Would you rather the audience doesn't show up, or the orchestra doesn't show up?

Would you rather have an incompetent soloist or an incompetent page-turner?