THIS Is How A Dog Would Wear Pants! Finally!

You've asked the impossible question. You've wondered, and argued, picked a side, gone back on it, lay home at night awake because you can't sleep. How would a dog wear pants?

Well my friend - Today, thanks to MuddyMutts.ca, we have an answer:

A dog would wear pants majestically, whilst foraging in the forest on a cold winters day.

A dog would wear practical pants, that fit perfectly. Perfect pants for a perfect dog. Perfect.

A dog would wear pants with a best buddy, who would also wear pants, because they are pants wearing buddies.

You can rest easy again, friend. The turmoil can finally cease.

Thanks to Canadian Dog Scientists at http://muddymutts.ca/ for finally figuring this one out. Nice job fellas.