How Much Did Your Favorite Presidential Candidate Spend On Pizza So Far?

I won't vote for anyone who isn't in favor of a large Pepperoni.

Created by Clark Houston

On Feb 3, 2016

Who doesn't love Pizza? Well-Carly Fiorina, for one. She spent precisely $0 on Pizza for her staffers during this election cycle.

But she does like ice cream, so all is not lost. Except she withdrew from the race, so all actually is lost.

John Kaisch spent only $69.18 on Pizza, but it was pretty darn good Pizza

Here's Johnny, eating a pork chop. Because he's not that into pizza.

Marco Rubio spent $40,000 on food in the last quarter, but only $293.21 on Pizza. That seems strange to me.

I mean, what it is about Pizza that you don't like, sir? That it's awesome? That it's crispy, cheesy, tangy, warm, and filling all at once?.....I want a pizza now.

Donald Trump actually appeared in a Pizza Hut commercial. Following in footsteps of Roosevelt, Washington, and Lincoln, who also appeared in Pizza commercials.*No surprise then, that Trump spent $1,233.64

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*They really really didn't.

Chris Christie is from New Jersey. He's pretty much made of Pizza. He spent $1,527.24. And it wasn't enough to take Iowa.

Although props to Christie on the diet.

Rand Paul is about that pizza life. He spent $2,185.48 at multiple Pizza locations.

Again not a Pizza, but a pretty impressive chop smothered in sauce.

Ted Cruz has at least one priority right- he spent $2,481.45 on Pizza. Okay sir. I see you.

That's a decent amount of free pizza for staffers. You've got to have something make the job worthwhile.

Hopefully Bernie Sanders didn't feel the bern when he ate all the pizza he bought for the campaign! He spent $3,354.76.

He is truly a Grandpa of the people

Jeb! spent serious money on Pizza-$3,583.29. I mean, he does have a family legacy to live up to.

Although Jeb! apparently sticks to the paleo diet now, so he probably didn't partake of the Zah.

Dr Ben Carson spent $3,707.33 on Pizza, and even actually ate some himself, despite it being unhealthy and him being a doctor.

I'm just impressed he didn't stain that white shirt.

But Hillary Clinton is, without a doubt, The Pizza Queen. Her Pizza total came in at a whopping $9,046.38. That's enough money for a small car. A small car's worth of Pizza. Congrats Mrs. Clinton.

You may not win the nomination, but you'll always have won this.

Big thanks to Gawker.com for making this article possible!

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