Which Famous Communist Are You?
Which Famous Communist Are You?
There's been a lot of communists over the years, some good, some bad. But which one are you?
There's been a lot of communists over the years, some good, some bad. But which one are you?
What are you most likely doing at 12pm on a Sunday?
Which would you least like to give up?
What is your best trait?
You witness someone stealing a loaf of bread. What do you do?
How important is appearance to you?
What one thing would you change about the world?
You’ve got a week out of the office. What do you do?
Which Greek god would you be?
What would you buy if you won the lottery?
What one job do you think you’d be good at?
Che Guevara
Che Guevara
You are Che Guevara. You’re the best looking communist by far, and your inspiring charm is your greatest asset. You also like to travel a lot, and aren’t keen on imperialism. Sound like you? Good. You’re also partial to being on T-shirts and posters and 99p badges from Camden Market, probably.
Karl Marx
Karl Marx
You are Karl Marx, the most famous and original of all the communists. You literally wrote the book on communism, in fact. What does this mean for you? You’re something of a bohemian type, with a ‘revolutionary’ approach to things like shaving, washing and tidying. But who cares? You’re ideologically pure, so whatever.
Noam Chomsky
Noam Chomsky
You are Noam Chomsky, the godfather of the modern left. You’re a diligent, intelligent type who loves to study, and to understand how things work. You’re pretty well-respected by those around you, and often your opinion really counts. So well done for that. Good communist.
Joseph McCarthy
Joseph McCarthy
Oh dear - you are in fact communism’s besuited bete noir, Joseph McCarthy. You’re not actually a communist at all; in fact, you hate communists. However you do value trust, friends, honesty, loyalty, integrity, and fifties-style pinstripe suits. You may be a controversial figure, but someone’s got to be around to do things by the book, even if it makes it worse for everyone else. Plus they made that play about you that everyone had to study in GCSE. Nice one, McCarthy.