What's Your Sex Philosophy?

Nihilists traditionally belief in an aleatoric universe defined by chance and entropy rather than fate or free will, so your input into sex is often just letting it go where it goes, and doing what feels natural at that point in time. Sometimes you just have to lie there and let the forces of the universe do what feels good…by which we mean, your partner.

You’re into the big questions, like “why are we here?” and “what is the meaning of life?” Who knows - but whilst we’re here, may as well take our minds off it with some sex. That’s why your approach to the bedroom is to really enjoy every second - after all, that might well be the reason we’re here, right? Well, if further investigation is needed, then…

Aestheticism is the philosophy of what humans find beautiful, so to say you’re turned on visually is an understatement. You like to really take in every curve and corner of your partner, and could study their naked form for hours on end - and often do. It’s is basically a work of art, after all...

You take pleasure in smashing the status quo, so there are no traditional boundaries to your lovemaking. It can be fast and aggressive, but you’re happy to go gentle or romantic if it will annoy The Man. Oh, and anarchists love graffiti and spray-painted signs - so expect body paint, too.

You believe there is no real objective truth, and morality is a sliding scale based on your perceptions and individual circumstances. You also carry this ideal to the bedroom, where ‘right’ and ‘wrong’ are irrelevant terms and only what feels good is important. There’s worse philosophies, for sure!

Your sex philosophy is loosely defined as doing what’s best for the most people the most of the time. What’s more to say? You love to please, and while you can be slightly ruthless and dominating, it’s usually mutual pleasure that gets you off. Jeremy Bentham himself will be proud!