What percent posh are you?
What percent posh are you?
It's a warm day, so you remove your jumper. Where do you put it?
Pick a Saturday afternoon activity
How many bathrooms are in your house?
Which breed of dog would you rather own?
How do you feel about tweed?
How many surnames do you have?
How much does a 1 litre carton of milk from Tesco cost?
How many people does the seating arrangement in your living room fit?
Have you ever been on a ski break?
You're drunk. How would you describe yourself?
100%
100%
Get out of my sight you boat-shoe-wearing posh twat. Go sit on the AGA until you burn a bit of humility into yourself. Go clean out the stables and then bask among the horse shit where you belong. Go do your big shop in a Waitrose! Posho.
75%
75%
Bit of a posh twat, aren't we? You try to hide it, but the popped collars, fondness for tweed and gentrified accent give it away. Even giving yourself a nickname like 'Definitely Not Posh' isn't enough to hide your heritage. You're scum. Posh scum.
50%
50%
Alright, we're not quite out of the woods yet. You have posh tendencies, meaning you could land on either side of the spectrum depending on the day. The scuffed tracksuits aren't fooling anyone, we know they're more expensive than chinos.
25%
25%
That's still a sizeable percentage, so don't go popping the celebratory bottles of sparkling cider just yet. You try to keep things simple, but can't escape the allure of an M&S meal deal every so often. You are, at times, I'm sorry to say, a posh twat.
1%
1%
Congratulations! You have successfully skewed the quiz so as to obtain this score, which is a very posh twat thing to do. Typical posho, lying through your perfect teeth to get your own way in life. You make me sick, get out of my sight.
What percent posh twat are you?