What percent melt are you?
What percent melt are you?
Pick a melt...
Which word best describes your personality?
What's your favourite movie genre?
When was the last time you changed your Facebook profile picture?
Generally, how long are your trousers?
Have you ever reheated fish in the work microwave?
A rowdy group of teens are outside your house at 4am. What do you do?
Pick a Rugrat
Have you ever said 'Oi oi' out loud?
Pick a term for an alcoholic beverage...
100%
100%
Congratulations! You are a massive melt, but at least you're fully aware of that now. In terms of remedying the situation, there's not a lot we can do. Maybe try to be less of a melt sometimes? If you can. Only if you get a chance. Thanks.
75%
75%
Congratulations! You are a substantial melt. You're annoying as hell, but interspersed between moments of being slightly less annoying. Maybe try to lean towards the less annoying side of things, if you can. Thanks.
50%
50%
Slow down there sonny Jim, you're still a melt. Just because you haven't gotten a higher score doesn't mean you're out of the woods yet. There's still a lot you can work on. For instance, try being less of a melt, if you can. Thanks.
25%
25%
Congratulations! You're a bit of a melt. It's not a good score, as the only acceptable amount is 0%. There's areas you need to work on and if you persevere, with the right amount of determination, you can get down to 0% melt. But you need to want it first.
0%
0%
Congratulations! You are very good at cheating. The fact that you took a test called 'What percent melt are you' proves, in itself, that you are at least a bit of a melt. You've answered the questions untruthfully. Get out of my sight. You make me sick. Melt.
What percent melt are you?