What percent boujee are you?
What percent boujee are you?
Have you ever had an açai bowl?
It's raining outside. What are you going to wear?
How many surnames do you have?
Have you ever done a personal training session?
What's your opinion on self-driving cars?
How do you feel about succulents?
You're ordering a burrito but learn that guac costs extra. What do you do?
When you travel, do you bring a neck pillow?
Your phone sustains a cracked screen. What do you do?
It's payday. What are you having for lunch?
100%
100%
You boujee bitch. You just can't help yourself, can you? You see life as an endless opportunity to showcase your wealth with a constant stream of takeaway coffees, paid parking spaces and business class seats. You're scum. Get a grip on your life.
75%
75%
Substantially boujee, aren't we? Just living that high life on a middle life budget every day. You have a fair share of boujee tendencies but know where to draw the line when it's a week before payday and you're eating beans and yoghurt for dinner. Stay woke.
50%
50%
Depending on the day that's in it, you can be boujee as hell or tone it down for appearances' sake. It's likely that you were reared in a boujee household but have since hardened to the ways of the world when you had to bravely live in a house share for uni.
25%
25%
Steady on, you're not quite out of the woods yet. You're boujee, but smart enough to hide it better than most. You'll indulge in life's finer offerings but keep the social media posting to a minimum. It's admirable, but if your iCloud was ever to leak? Oh boy.
1%
1%
Congratulations! You are incredibly boujee and also a terrific liar. You've taken me for a fool here today, answering these questions in such a way to skew the results. In a way, that's the boujeest move of all. Get out of my sight, you make me sick.
What percent boujee are you?