Which Love Island contestant are you?

You're loyal, you're fun and you deserve the world, but you won't kiss someone after drinking Coke because you've got standards. Good for you, champ!

You're a good friend who simply wants to be loved. There's room for a little more banter in your personality, if you can manage it. Just a suggestion. Please don't shout at me.

You're good fun but a terrible boyfriend. Please stop telling people that your mum shaves your arse cheeks. It is not a comforting thought.

You're a nice guy who secretly wants to be a barista and if you work very hard at it, one day you will fulfil that dream.

You're a lot of fun with the boys but a very mediocre boyfriend. Man's got a girlfriend now. But probably not for long.

You're an absolute hoot to be around and very likely to suffer from severe back problems after carrying the entire series of Love Island 2019.

You're a good friend who loves a quick gossip every 45 minutes. There is no shame in sleeping with a teddy bear at 20 years of age. Own it.

You are the most precious person alive and we will do our best to protect you at all costs. Never change.

You're a loveable scamp whose spirit animal is a newborn puppy that can't stop weeing on the floor despite repeatedly being told not to.

You're pathetic. You're childish. You're pathetic and childish.

I was coming to this comment section to tell you that I love you.

You are the true winner of Love Island 2019. Thank you and godspeed.