How Would Donald Trump Offend You?

He's said a lot of questionable things... what did he say to you?

Christy Nolan
Created By Christy Nolan
On Mar 29, 2017

Were you born in the United States?

If the answer was no, where were you born?

Are you or either of your parents a war veteran?

What is your approximate level of income?

Which of these celebrities do you look most like?

Choose an establishment to destroy to make room for your new Trump tower property

Choose a hairpiece

What threatens the sanctity of marriage in America?

What's your favorite waspy old man's sport?

Choose a trump motto to live by:

You're just a piece of ass!

You're just a piece of ass!

You signed up for the reality hit show "The Apprentice" so that you could get the ball rolling on an amazing product you invented. You did everything you could to be a business professional and show the judges that you were a serious entrepreneur there to win, and Donald Trump turned to you and said:

"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me—consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.

You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] writes as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

Mexicans are rapists!

Mexicans are rapists!

You're walking down the street in New York City when you see Donald Trump and his bodyguards get out of a car. You get closer and closer and finally decide to say hi and ask for a picture with him. You ask him, "Mr. Trump, may I have a photo with you?" He replies, "You look like a Mexican immigrant, so you're probably a rapist. I'm sure some of your people are good, but I can't take the risk." Donald walks into one of his tacky trump towers to leave you standing on the street, confused and ready to vote democrat.

You're unattractive!

You're unattractive!

Donald Trump loves contradicting himself and commenting on people's appearances. After meeting you in Las Vegas last year he said in an interview, "They are an extremely unattractive person, but I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct." Lucky for you that he refused to say it...

You're fired!

You're fired!

You got a high paying job a few years ago with the Trump Organization. You bought a lovely mansion on the coast and a sailboat. After taking a two week vacation recently with your lover, you returned to find that Mr. Trump had demolished your home to build a huge, ugly Trump skyscraper for the new office headquarters. The only thing left was your sailboat, with a note attached that said, "you're fired!"