What Kenyon Building Are You?

Buildings are buildings, and people are people. But people build buildings? And buildings, build people. Yeah. How's that for an English degree being put to use. That's called chiasmus, you fuck. Haha. Anyway, here's a quiz for all those who were dying to know which academic structure their personal humanity most resembled.

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On Mar 30, 2017

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Peirce Hall

Peirce Hall

You look nice, and you're super promising, but you disappoint everybody about five nights out of the week. People wait a long time for you, and you only work at weird hours, but hey you're the only option we have. And lately you've just been really into grilled cheese.

Gund Hall

Gund Hall

Oh my God. I'm--I'm so sorry. You live in a nightmarish meme parody of reality, reigned by your inner demons. You might not even be a real person. Maybe it would be better if you were just a meme.

KAC

KAC

Look, just chill out. It's a small liberal arts college okay? Just calm down. You don't need to be an airplane hangar. You don't need to be a pinnacle of fitness. Just relax. God.

Olin Chalmers

Olin Chalmers

People like you, and spend a lot of time with you. You're a great study buddy, you're always there with a fun fact, or to help out with homework. Around finals you're everyone's best friend, and you're an essential part of Kenyon. And next year we're getting rid of you cuz you look gross.

The Cove

The Cove

You were gross, but you were a FUN gross. The kind of gross that made people want to go out, let loose and have fun around. And then they wanted to get rid of you, so everyone on campus destroyed you from the inside out, and now you're a hole in the ground.

Bolton Theater

Bolton Theater

We get it. You look nice. You're so COOL. And you love to put on shows for people, even if they're sad shows. You've also got some bats flying around up here if you know what I'm saying.

Wright Center

Wright Center

You look like you've got an old school charm to you. But really you're expensive, and on the inside, you're unfinished, and you'll never really help anyone.

Science Quad

Science Quad

Um, you're a bunch of buildings about science? And you're like a sculpture or something? Yeah, you're there and you're important but like, I'm a book guy so numbers, facts, practical uses for our society...that's not my thing. I'm much better at identifying human beings with complex, three dimensional personalities as buildings.

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