How Do These Bible Stories End?

...Tore his garments, covered himself in ash, and begged God for forgiveness

...Ran around collecting idols, gathered them in a pile, and burned them in a giant bonfire

...Grabbed a spear, went into the man's home and skewered them both in the middle of the act

...Went to Moses,told him what he saw, and assisted in arresting the man

...Was instantly transformed into a giant dragon and killed the attacking enemy

...Was carried away to the Heavenly gates

...Was turned to dust in the presence of the body of such a great man

...Was brought back to life, and stood on his feet

...Stole from the herds of Laban and escaped quickly the the next region

...Painted the cattle with tar so that they looked as if they belonged to him

...Slaughtered all of the cows from Laban's herds, and began buying goats for his own wealth and the wealth of his future family

...Painted almond branches with stripes and placed them near the mating areas of the cattle, so that the presence of the painted sticks resulted in spotted or striped offspring

...Call together a council of the twelve tribes of Israel in order to collectively besiege the city

...March around Jerusalem for forty days and forty nights

...Gaze upon the picture of Jerusalem while contemplating the victory

...Sleep on his side. He also had to eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel

...Was ashamed and covered himself in ashes

....Called for God's assistance in the form of two she-bears, who mauled 42 of the children to death for their disrespect

....Forgave the children and then instructed them in the unconditional love of God

...Gathered the children around him and they accompanied him on the rest of his journey

...Plunged it into Eglon’s belly. Even the handle went in after the blade

...Slit the King's throat, crying that vengeance was the Lord's

...Threw it on the ground, begging Eglon for a truce from the people of Israel

...Asked the King to pardon the wrong of the Israelite people, offering his dagger as a peace offering

...Opened the donkey’s mouth, and it said to Balaam, “What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?

...Provided a black stallion for Balaam to ride the rest of the journey

...Struck Balaam dead, and instead instructed the donkey to carry the message to the people of Israel in his stead

...Swept Balaam up to Heaven where he showed him the results of his sins here on earth