What Will Be Your Fate On Black Friday?

Will you gain what you desire most or shall you perish along the way?

Charlotte Lucas
On Nov 16, 2016

You'll get exactly what you want!

You'll get exactly what you want!

Okay, somehow, someway, you made Black Friday all your own. It's kind of impressive really. It's obvious this isn't your first rodeo and you have it down. Or you made a sacrifice to some unknown deity in order to get what you need, but don't worry, we won't tell. It's a tough day, and someone's gotta get through it in one piece.

You'll succeed...but with a price!

You'll succeed...but with a price!

Alright. So you're determined. You know what you want. You know what you need. And don't worry, you'll get it. But it won't be easy. There may be some scarring, be it emotional or physical. That much we don't know. But you may see some things you didn't want to see or you may end up being one of the unfortunates who gets stepped on.

You're gonna avoid it all.

You're gonna avoid it all.

Black Friday? Psh. You're beyond it. You'll buy what you want, when you want. You won't let some specific day pull you out of a food coma to go buy a discounted electronic. Nope, no way. You'll spend the day indulging in leftovers and probably marathoning some Netflix original or something similar. That's what it's really all about, isn't it?

You're gonna just shop on Cyber Monday.

You're gonna just shop on Cyber Monday.

Okay, money off is great and all but it's all about the real deals on Monday when you don't have to get off your couch. You are all about saving some dough but you're also about saving your limbs. So fighting people in order to get that discounted pair of boots is not your idea of a good time. Your clicking skills are more than enough to help you get what you want at the price you want.

You're gonna struggle.

You're gonna struggle.

Uh oh. Our totally-always-accurate crystal ball sees struggling in your future when it comes to those Black Friday shoppers. You won't be the worst off, thankfully. It seems as though you'll probably be able to avoid the people who all but start fires to get what they want and are convinced that they need. Unfortunately, you may not be able to get what you set out to find.

....yikes. This won't end well.

....yikes. This won't end well.

Okay, might we recommend staying home? It looks like it would be a rough shopping day for you. There could be some broken bones or dashed hopes in your future if you venture into the bleary-eyed world of post-Thanksgiving shoppers. Do what you think is best, but we're thinking only for your safety here.