Which British Cereal Are You?

Answer these questions to see which British cereal you're most like.

Cereal Time
Created By Cereal Time
On Feb 2, 2016

When your alarm goes off, do you...?

You see a ride-on lawnmower that's been left unattended with keys in the ignition. Do you...?

Hello!...

Where would you most like to live in Britain?

What's your favourite place for a day out?

At what point would you use one of those aeroplane wee bags that velcro to your leg so you don't need to get up to go to the toilet on a flight?

You find yourself in 1689 in Bristol. What do you do?

Weetos

Weetos

"Weetos! Weetos! Weetos! Weetos! Weetos!". That's what people shout when you turn up at a party. Except they probably use your name instead of "Weetos".

You're fun, people like you, and things only get better when you're left to go soggy in a bowl of milk for 3-4 minutes.

Weetabix

Weetabix

You're a staple, reliable, lovely classic of a human. If people came down for a hotel breakfast and you weren't lying on the buffet table, they'd be like "Something's up!"

People love you for your familiarity, dry sense of humour, and the fact you work well with many fruit, jam, yoghurt and compote toppings.

Alpen (No Added Sugar)

Alpen (No Added Sugar)

Wow. No Added Sugar Alpen. You're a human that likes to be taken seriously.

Even your sister - Alpen WITH Added Sugar - you consider to be a bit OTT and silly.

That said you've got lots of fascinating bits to your personality (inc raisins, oats, seeds) so you're always great to chat to at a party and a good source of slow-release energy.

MARMITE ON TOAST?!?!

MARMITE ON TOAST?!?!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! This is a CEREAL quiz.

You must have pressed some very strange answers indeed. We love you for this of course!

Cornflakes

Cornflakes

Now don't get upset about being a cornflake. True, it isn't the most exciting thing in the whole world, but it is a PIONEER.

You're the first. You're original. You carved the path for others.

Without your pioneering attitude there could be no Frosties, no Crunchy Nut, and none of the other flaked cereals which exist.

Plus, if we covered you in melted chocolate and put you in a fridge for 3-4 hours you'd make a lovely dessert.

Crunchy Nut

Crunchy Nut

You've got class. You're like Frosties if they bought a personal stylist and flew BA over Easyjet.

That said, you pressed some pretty peculiar answers to get here. Which makes us think you must be a little bit peculiar. Peculiar can only be a good thing though, right?

You're also quite sweet and fun. But be careful not to climb into the mouths of other people without asking permission - some people have allergies!

Ricicles

Ricicles

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!

You wake up. Laugh in the face of Rice Krispies for their dull demeanor and, after you've spent 2 hours rolling around in granulated sugar, are ready to go out and make people smile.

Even though you're a joyous person, you do cause your friends increased dental bills which they will put up with so long as you keep bringing them happiness.

Shredded Wheat

Shredded Wheat

Simple. Dry. Sensible. All words that work when describing Shredded Wheat. And you.

That's not as bad as it sounds either. You're simple like a well designed cabinet. You're dry like Louis CK. And your sensible nature means you won't fall down any wells or ravines at HUGE cost to the government and local services.

Also, if you blend yourself for 13 minutes then you turn to a dust that's great for adding texture in recipes!