Which Dallas Beer Should You Be Drinking?
Which Dallas Beer Should You Be Drinking?
If you're gonna drink beer, you should drink the beer best suited to your sensibilities. This quiz will help you determine which popular North Texas beer lines up with your personality.
If you're gonna drink beer, you should drink the beer best suited to your sensibilities. This quiz will help you determine which popular North Texas beer lines up with your personality.
Your friend asks you if you want to try the new cidery in town. You respond:
What does "BYOB" mean to you?
You plan on going out of town for a long weekend. Where do you go?
Do you keep a bottle opener handy?
Your friend invites you at the last minute to a food-and-beer pairing at a trendy local restaurant. How soon can you be ready to go?
Flight or no flight?
A growler fill station with 40 taps opens in your area. Your response is:
Brew or bud?
Pick a song.
Where do you buy your beer?
You have tickets to the local beer festival. What time do you arrive?
Why do you like beer?
Revolver: Blood & Honey
Revolver: Blood & Honey
You’re a basic bitch. You want craft beer, but you’re not willing to go the distance, nor do you really want to. At least Blood & Honey is way better than Miller Lite, though!
Armadillo Ale Works: Dapper Apple
Armadillo Ale Works: Dapper Apple
You really like fruit beers, but you don’t want to look like a lightweight in front of your friends. So you give off the appearance being into a nice amber lager like this one. But, really, you’re a fruit beer at heart. Ain't that sweet?
Miller Brewing Company: Miller Light
Miller Brewing Company: Miller Light
You buy beer by the 18-pack. Cans over glass. You might own denim that has been bedazzled, or has crosses or some other dumb design shit on the back pockets. You aren’t price-sensitive about your douchebag clothes, but you brag about what a great deal you got on this case of Miller at Costco.
Community Beer Company: Legion
Community Beer Company: Legion
You collect beer. You probably have a dedicated shelf or room in your house where you store beer, and you probably show your friends your beer collection when they come over. You like big beers, and it’s more about scarcity and collectibility for you.
Collective Brewing Project: Petite Golden Sour
Collective Brewing Project: Petite Golden Sour
You love sours, and you make your friends try them when you open a large-format beer. Even if you convert your friends into sour fans, you’ll still continue to carry the baton for mixed fermentation beers that taste like barns and farm yards. You like kombucha, too. Even the worst kind.
Peticolas Brewing Company: Black Curtains
Peticolas Brewing Company: Black Curtains
You might answer your phone. But texting is better. And, even then, you probably won’t respond. You’re a dark, brooding sort, with a strong personality. You maintain an aloof profile. As a beer drinker, you prefer big bold flavors. Rarity and scarcity -- that’s your jam.
Cedar Creek Brewery: Dankosaurus
Cedar Creek Brewery: Dankosaurus
You’re a pothead. You like dank-ass beer. You want your beer as close to pot as possible. Your favorite day of the year is April 20. Yes, everyone gets why.
Oak Highlands Brewery: Derelict IPA
Oak Highlands Brewery: Derelict IPA
You’re a Californian stuck in DFW who likes that big West Coast-style IPA. Some people might find you polarizing -- they love you or they hate you. But you don’t care. You’re in your own lane! You prefer big aromas and bitter beers.