How intense are you?

Double, triple, quadruple text them, send them a Snapchat, tag them in an Instagram post and send them a Farmville request

Give it 24 hours, before asking them how their day has gone

Leave it, even if it means you never talk ever again

Text them a passive aggressive "?"

Yes, I accepted an offer

I had an interview, they rejected me, but I'm totally over it

Oh hell no

Last month, we usually text

Shit I should probably call her

Last week

Just now

They're my second favourite thing on WhatsApp behind the "last seen" feature

I don't use WhatsApp

They're useful to see if I'm being ignored

Meh

I don't catch feelings for people

Playing it cool to their face, but can't stop gushing to your friends about them

Still playing the field

Currently planning your wedding in your head. You've already named your future children

Official. Whether you've had the conversation or not, that's just what happens after three months

I'll wait until I meet them again

Within 24 hours, I don't want them forgetting who I am

I don't

I've already sent them a friend request and stalked them all the way back to 2009

Have been planning it for the past six months and have a strict RSVP rule

Will go for a nice meal with your closest friends

Haven't thought that far ahead

Hate birthdays. Why do I want to celebrate getting older?

Have some tentative plans which largely revolve around getting drunk

Go to see them, but only after you've confronted their ex about what an arsehole they are

Are secretly really happy. You finally have your best mate all to yourself again

Give them a call to see if they're OK, and arrange a night out for next week

Are straight round to comfort them, and will be there as long as they need

Any time I watch a sad film

Whenever it's needed for dramatic effect

I dunno, like once every other month?

Every day. I probably cry in my sleep as well

Throw a hissy fit and bully your friends into coming out with you

Stay in, but drink the alcohol you brought on your own. Waste not want not

Find new friends to go out with. They're obviously too flakey and not worthy of your precious time

Are a bit pissed off, but these things happen for a reason

Are relieved. You didn't want to go out anyway