Do YOU Matter To The Universe? Take This Quiz To Find Out!

Your interests, opinions, best friends, pet peeves - do they REALLY matter? Take this pointless quiz to find out!

You Don't Matter
Created by You Don't Matter
On Mar 29, 2017

It's a pizza party! Which topping do you choose?

You spot a yard sale! What do you buy?

Your friend is calling! What's the plan for tonight?

FREE KITTENS TO A GOOD HOME!

In the dictionary, I would find your picture beneath the word...

Time for bed! Pick your PJs.

Cast your ballot!

Pick a famous painting to hang in your house.

Uh oh, blind date! You hope they're...

Your co-worker brings in a box of cupcakes. Which do you choose?

You Don't Matter

You Don't Matter

CONGRATULATIONS! You DON'T matter!

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Sure, you're a unique and interesting individual - but in the sprawling blackness of our mysterious universe, you're entirely meaningless!

But that's ok. We all are! Your mom, your BFF, Obama, your dog - no one matters!

To learn more about how and why you don't matter, come see our meaningless FringeNYC show, "YOU DON'T MATTER."

You'll have a mediocre time, and you'll get to feel like a cultured, self-righteous douchebag for supporting the arts. Plus it's probably tax deductible. And there's a bar right next door.

Please SHARE this quiz on FB to see if your friends matter! (They don't.)

You Don't Matter

You Don't Matter

CONGRATULATIONS! You DON'T matter!

Buy VERY CHEAP Tickets To Learn Why:
http://tinyurl.com/youdontmatterfringenyc

Like Our Meaningless FB Page:
http://www.facebook.com/youdontmatterplay

Sure, you're a unique and interesting individual - but in the sprawling blackness of our mysterious universe, you're entirely meaningless!

But that's ok. We all are! Your mom, your BFF, Obama, your dog - no one matters!

To learn more about how and why you don't matter, come see our meaningless FringeNYC show, "YOU DON'T MATTER."

You'll have a mediocre time, and you'll get to feel like a cultured, self-righteous douchebag for supporting the arts. Plus it's probably tax deductible. And there's a bar right next door.

Please SHARE this quiz on FB to see if your friends matter! (They don't.)