Mulaney or Mcelroy?
Mulaney or Mcelroy?
We all live on the internet. We all quote these things daily. Can you identify whether these quotes were from John Mulaney or a Mcelroy brother?
We all live on the internet. We all quote these things daily. Can you identify whether these quotes were from John Mulaney or a Mcelroy brother?
"That's a fun trick to play on God!"
"Bill Clinton never forgets a b*tch."
“I don’t know what Coachella is.”
"Resumes are essentially bullshit. You can put whatever on there and they’ll never, ever, ever check it."
"It was at that moment that I realized that my father is the most clever man on the planet. Notice that I didn't say the smartest man."
"In terms of like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin."
"I don’t think anyone has ever gone to the Olive Garden to, quote, ‘have a good time eating there,’ I think they go there because they want to make a pasta mistake."
"It’s the old ‘get rid of piano from the emotionally sensitive dad’ scam."
If you’re wonder the rate at which Gordon Sumner comes up with good songs, it is .75 songs per year.
"Home Improvement hasn’t been on the air for like fifteen years, and that was the last thing I ever fucking laughed at."
"I don't know what my body is for other than just taking my head from room to room."
"We’re going to put you on a horse, and you’re going to be the most intimidating person ever. Because not only can the cop take you out, but the horse is also an officer!"