24 Things That Will Happen To You Once You Graduate College

Binge drinking is now known as alcoholism.

Carlie Dobkin
Created by Carlie Dobkin
On May 6, 2015
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You won't be able to go out on weekdays

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If you do, you'll face the worst hangover in your life

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In fact, you'll never be able to drink without getting a hangover

And your college drinking habits are now considered alcoholism.

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You'll have to pay rent

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Or just move in with your parents

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Your idea of fun is having a beer (or two if you're feeling frisky) during Happy Hour

Turn Up!

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You'll be able to have a one-night stand without running into him/her in class the next morning

Thank God.

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You won't be able to live off pizza

Okay, this one is debatable.

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But you'll have no money

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Until you find a real job

Make those cover letters your bitch.

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And wake up at 6 AM everyday

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To work at some hip start-up or consulting firm

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With your new adult wardrobe

Yay for excuses to go shopping!

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At least now you'll be able to afford *expensive* things

All meals will now be catered by Trader Joes.

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Like $10 wine

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Or your own Netflix account

Just in time for OITNB!

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You'll know what you want in life

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You'll try new things

Like hot brunch spots or fusion cuisine.

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You will go on many first dates

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But don't worry, you WILL fall in love

(someday)

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You'll make new colleague friends

But your best friends from college will be the ones who stick with you no matter what.

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There will be times when you really miss college

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But you can always relive the glory days

On occassion

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See, graduating college isn't that bad!

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