Which Hollywood Santa Claus are you?

Once I've had a drink or two

Someone else can do it

Can we just leave the Halloween ones up?

As soon as December comes around

Booze, hookers and cocaine

Sitting around with your friends and family

Watching football on the TV

Eating as much food as possible

MIlk

White Russians

Whiskey

Beer

Children's tears

Your children

Make your parents do it

Your family

Nobody, who needs a tree?

Destroying snowmen

Going door to door singing Christmas songs

Wasted in your local pub

By loving everyone and treating them with respect

Buy everyone a beer with money your nana gave you

Use your money to buy yourself things you want

not even a pumpkin.'

not even a mouse.' Never change the classic!

now give me a beer.' I'm too old for these songs

because I killed it'.

Yes, and I want to destroy him

After a few too many beers I've certainly seen some things.

Yes of course, but the other holidays are equally as important

No way, he couldn't make it to EVERY child around the world in one night.

You need to believe to let the magic happen.

Presents for all the boys and girls

Santa's skeleton

Rent money

Hookers

Yes, lets do it!

Only if it's spooky

Only if it's a yellow snowman