I also have a hairline fracture in my thumb. Mankind's least important finger, am I right?
I also have a hairline fracture in my thumb. Mankind's least important finger, am I right?

Can you match these Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes to their characters?
I also have a hairline fracture in my thumb. Mankind's least important finger, am I right?
Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one.
Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength
You're useless. You are completely useless. You are, without a doubt, the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen. And I am including that bomb sniffing dog that humps all the bombs.
I'm a detective. I will detect.
So much time with your ear to the pavement, it's a pity a truck hasn't run over your head.
If the toilets drain into the ocean, does that mean a tiny shark could swim up and bite me in the butt?
If we're away from our desks for too long, they'll update our computers and we'll lose Minesweeper.
Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it's true.