What Type Of Hipster Are You?!

You are The Twee! You may have nearly
20/20 vision, but you wear Buddy Holly
glasses anyway. Even on the warmest days
you’ll be seen wearing a scarf and cardigan,
although you may wear flip-flops from time
to time. You probably brag about your rare
vinyl collection and smoke weed out of an old-
fashioned tobacco pipe

You are The Vintage Queen! You can
always be found shopping at retro
boutique shops and vintage clothing
stores. You are constantly telling people
that you were born in the wrong
generation, and you probably dress as
though you’re from multiple generations.
You tell people the koi tattoo on your
wrist symbolizes “nature and love and
peace and stuff”.

You are The Cruelty Free Vegan! You’re
extremely proud of your superiorly
compassionate ways and feel it is your
spiritual mission to lead others to the
dietary light. You can talk for hours about
the benefits of kale and quinoa; in fact,
you probably own clothing that endorses
the vegan lifestyle.

You are The Lumbersexual! The beard
says, “I just came back from the
mountains,” but the skin says, “They
have an excellent spa there”. You own
nothing but plaid shirts and you
probably own a wide variety of
accessories for your facial hair, which
may be overgrown but is certainly
never wild.

You are not a hipster. You might be a hippie or something, but you just don’t get it.