Who's Your Mommy?

Your mom is one classy lady -- even Lady Gaga thinks so. A true Southern belle, manners, sophistication, and a good martini are her specialties. She's tried to bestow this good breeding upon you, but you're just too much of a wild child. But at the end of the day, you'd be nothing without each other!

With a mom as fabulous as Ms. Vanderpump, life might just be all diamonds and rosé after all. Though she could give you the world, or at least Villa Rosa, Lisa makes sure you know the value of hard work -- and a light bill. And you wouldn't have it any other way, darling.

Golly! Your mom is Kathryn! This is one mother who knows what she wants -- and isn't afraid to go after it. A little bit country, a little bit Southern royalty, your fiery mom means business. But that doesn't mean she doesn't know how to have a good time. Just ask Papa Ravenel.

Mazel, you are officially part of the Biermann bunch! Kim's a mom who knows that wine tastes better from a solo cup, is a nurse, and just think of all her wig wisdom. Let's just hope your name starts with a K.!

With Yolanda as a mom you can be sure you'll be eating healthy, living well, and probably become a model. Not to mention she has excellent beauty tips, like using Visine on a pimple. Get the lemon cleanses and white pants ready!

Everybody knows Phaedra is one mom who puts her boys first! With titles like "Mr. President" and "Prince," Phaedra knows her boys will be as successful as she is.. A true Southern Belle, you can be sure she'll be raising her boys right. You've got one strong Bravo mom! But watch out, she knows how to read.

Ain't no mountain high enough to keep Mama Joyce away from you! Always ready to defend you, whether via shoes or words, this is one Mama who'll have your back no matter what! She may be a little misunderstood but that's your Mama! You wouldn't have it any other way.

Woo hoo! You're mom is the OG of the OC, Vicki Gunvalson. She's a mom who will dance on the bar at Andale's, show up at your kegger and be the best glamma in Orange County! You may disagree from time to time, but that doesn't mean your love doesn't run deep. Plus, who else would teach you how to "lick it, slam it, and suck it"?

With Shannon as a mom, you know you'll be living green, eating clean, and probably have a lot of healing crystals in your life. A mom that's as particular as she is wacky, being a Beador will never be dull. Plus, think about all the great advice she has from her past lives!

You are officially on the Ramona-coaster! Ramona -- you can call her Ra-mom-a, might get a tad emotional around your milestones, but that's only because she loves you so darn much! Ramona's a mom that would do anything for her kid, from throwing a lavish birthday to chaperoning a dance. She might even bust out some of her classic Turtle Time moves, too! We're blushing already.

When your mom's a Countess, life is pretty elegant. You want hip hop lessons? A grand birthday party? Your own Hamptons guest house? You got it! Not to mention you'll be the best mannered kid in New York City. But as we all know, money can't buy you class. Who better than mom Luann to teach you, darling?

Let us tell you something, you and Mama Manzo are thick as thieves! This New Jersey matriarch will will ride or die, and even move to Hoboken for her kids. A mom who's love is as strong as her sauce, you know she always has your back. You want life advice? Mama Manzo's literally wrote the book on it. Plus, you know you'll get only the best beauty advice -- face shaving, anyone?