Which of Toucan Sam's Nephews are You?
Which of Toucan Sam's Nephews are You?
Beloved Toucan Sam, cereal mascot of Froot Loops cereal. He has 3 nephews. Which of his 3 nephews are you? You need to know.
Beloved Toucan Sam, cereal mascot of Froot Loops cereal. He has 3 nephews. Which of his 3 nephews are you? You need to know.

What happens after death?
One of these birds makes you slightly uneasy. Which one is it?
From whence can you not return?
"All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses." -Kobe Bryant
Do you fear The Cortex?
Your uncle Sam - what do you think of this man?
Which of the songs listed is your favourite?
What happens when you eat Froot Loops cereal?
I am playing the piano. You are not.
The ground shakes a bit. Your back is against a wall. You see a man running towards you, faster than a man should be able to run. There is nowhere to go. The man keeps running.
You know the final showdown approaches. What side do you choose?
Puey
Puey
You have lived with your uncle as long as you can remember, though that is not very far. You seem to have forgotten a large portion of your life. Your Uncle Sam loves you very much, but you have thoughts in the night of a large chaotic whirlwind of knowledge and anger beyond mortal comprehension.
Susey
Susey
You love Froot Loops! You love your uncle! You love the fellow nephews. You have never trusted anyone more than Toucan Sam, and this pleases you. However, sometimes you see something concerning in your uncle's eyes. Fear. Regret. He is quiet sometimes, and you know something is wrong.
Louis
Louis
You've lived with the nephews for a long time. You do not remember very far back, but you know something happened before your memory will tell you. Sam seems very protective of all of you, but you only pretend to trust him. He seems like
a good man, but your gut tells you he is dangerous.
Charlemagne
Charlemagne
The year is 814. A mere week ago, your conciousness was sent into the distant future into a new body. Too much was happening to comprehend, and when a figure approached you, you lashed out and killed it, and were immediately sent back. But something is different. Something has changed. You know your time is coming soon. You can only hope the good Lord accepts you.