Can You Pass The 17 Question Yoga Citizenship Test?

Money

Flowery talking teacher who smells funny

Connection

Hatha Yoga Pradipika author, Swami Gorakhnath

Yogi Bear and Booboo

Bikram, the man who made Hot Yoga popular

In sanskrit it translates to "I find love from connection"

We bow to the god in the sky

I am inferior to you, and a bad person

Yes

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Hot Yoga, Chair Yoga, Pregnant Yoga, Money Yoga

Power Yoga, Flower Yoga, Power Hour Yoga, Towering Sour Shower Yoga

Karma Yoga, Hatha Yoga, Kundalini Yoga, Tantra Yoga

A form of harsh punishment for your sinful, bad, horrible actions

The sanskrit word that means "to stop"

Sacred sexuality

A form of Hindu sexuality brought to America in the 1960's

Western erotic sex and special sexual positions, nothing else. Sex sex sex! Yoga = sex

A specific chant in the Hindi language

A spiritual catch phrase

The name for when there is only one man in a yoga class

Fairy chakra and wood chakra

Quicksilver and Arm Chakra

Swadistana and Sahasrara

Feel into your body, get comfortable, open your eyes

Focus inward, be aware, breathe naturally

Yes, it's a requirement from Sutra 22 of Patanjali's Yoga Sutras

Yes, don't even come within 50 miles of a yoga studio if you've eaten meat within the past 53 years...is that meat I smell?

Yes, because there are gods in it

Yes, to breathe is religious

Yes, that's as deep as it goes. Nothing else to see here.

Yes, postures are mentioned more than any other part of yoga in the Yoga Sutras

Raja Yoga is primarily focused on emotions

Yoga can only be done by certain body types

Yoga is only done when you are on a mat. It's about separating.

Flat abs

A perky butt

Samadhi