Could You Actually Stomach Being A Medieval Doctor?

A lot of water and some bed rest. Maybe some blood letting.

I'd put a bunch of leeches on their stomach and hope for the best.

A mixture of ginger, licorice, dragon's blood, cloves, sage, and cormorant blood.

With a hammer.

I give them a lot of alcohol and wait for them to pass out.

I give them hemlock juice, and say a hail mary that they don't die during the procedure.

Apply hot irons to the area to break up the stone without surgery.

Concoct a method whereby I remove the stone, involving several sharp implements.

Strap them down, put my fingers in them, and remove the stone with my bare hands.

Pull out the arrow in one swift motion, and then wrap the wound with a salve.

Remove the arrow, tail first, apply leeches to remove any possible infection.

Use a spoon to pull out the arrowhead, then apply hot irons to close the wound.

Drink as much wine as you can to dull the pain, do a lot of stretches, and eat a lot of meat.

Prepare for the possibility of death. Gather your shrouds and say prayers.

Good luck.

The Plague.

It can be used for all manner of problems as it promotes health in general.

Headaches, Stomach ache, flu and colds.

An implement used to pump liquid into the abdomen.

A mix between a cyst and a blister.

An ancient disease involving lots of diarrhea that was incurable.

When I'm in a bind I prefer to use leeches, so I'd probably but some of those on there.

You gotta pull those bad boys out with your fingers.

Use my irons and sear them out.

Tell him to say his prayers and stop consorting with the devil. This is clearly a curse.

Make him drink wine until he passed the obstruction himself.

Pull out a metal catheter and inset it to allow him to pee. Ignore the screams of pain.

Nothing. I'm not with the patient yet.

See if there is anything out of place. If there are rocks or stones, look under them. Say spells and incantations to help promote his health.

Say a prayer to the patron saint of healing.

You tell him he needs to make some serious lifestyle changes.

You make him a poultice of mice urine, and prescribe him a diet of only eggs.

You kill and pluck an owl. You burn it in a pot, cover it in bear grease and apply it to the gout.

BURN HIM. He's clearly a witch.

with a long course of therapy. He probably doesn't feel great about being 'the village idiot'.

Don't burn him! All he needs is a good lobotomy, and you've got the tools in your knapsack!