Which type of underwear suits your personality?

If a bra can be referred to as an 'over the shoulder boulder holder', is the male equivalent an 'under the butt nut hut'?

They say two can live as cheaply as one, and you take this to another level with a sexual twist.

A retro style these days, but highly practical if you happen to live near the arctic circle.

That's ok! ....in the privacy of your own home, .....or at a nudist beach, .....but pretty much nowhere else! Other people will thank you for abiding by this, as we can't un-see things.

So you're getting on a bit, and you used to be able to hang twice as many pairs of underwear on the washing line as you do now. You choose function over fashion, and aren't too bothered about being stylish or sexy.

You like to attract attention and feel sexy, often letting others see your underwear in public when you wear see-through yoga pants that don't fit correctly. You are not really bothered that your underwear becomes visible in public and that other people can see - but that's half of the fun of it.

Like Adam and Eve, you favor 'the way God made us' instead of draping invasive man-made fibers over your precious skin which stop your bits and pieces swinging around.