What's Your Scandal?

A simple white dress because, while I'm not married, I WANT to be.

I'd rather be at a gaming hell than any ball.

A daring deep blue gown because I look horrible in white.

Trousers and a fitted jacket because i want to see how the other half (i.e., men) live.

I hope I'm dancing the whole night and don't have time to eat or drink.

The lemonade is just dandy, after I spiked it with the gin my friends and I smuggled in.

I don't have time for respectable and tasteless. I ate before arriving.

Respectable and appropriate, even if a little tasteless.

Hide behind the sofa and pray a handsome gentleman would rescue me.

Ask him if he knows where to find the good brandy, and invite him to share a glass with me.

Warn him some husband-hunting young girls were headed this way, and offer to show him an escape route.

Tell him he'll have to marry me if we are caught together.

Give him a frosty look and firmly declare, "Absolutely not!"

Whisper to him, behind my fan, that we both know it's not dancing on his mind.

Smile mysteriously and tell him I had much rather stroll on the terrace...in the dark...alone...

Blush and stand speechless with shock.

Shock, swoon, and a tiny bit of joy because...oh my, that was lovely!

Kiss him back, but not too boldly.

Kiss him back, then dare him to kiss me properly the next time or this will be the last kiss...

Kiss him back, because this is an important skill to learn.

Only go if my sister or best friends are going. Someone needs to keep them from getting into too much trouble.

Sneak out of the house to go check it out. Carpe diem!

Tell my mother/guardian a half-truth and bribe my maid to help me.

Ask my older brother's most notorious friend to take me. The baddest boys know all the best tricks, after all.

Blush furiously and say yes, yes, yes!

Turn him down, but gently and for his own good. I haven't seen or done enough to settle down yet, obviously!

Turn him down. Conventional is so boring.

Say yes...then rush to learn every bit of gossip I can about him.

Sense that he has an ulterior motive in mind, and say yes...subject to some terms and conditions. He may want my dowry, but he'll have to win my heart.

Say no, but a little coyly. Perhaps he's not as bad as gossip says... And if he really wants me, he'll be even more determined to woo me.

Faint

Say no. I could never truly trust a man with his reputation.

In my bedroom, at midnight, after he's just scaled the side of my house to declare his eternal love...

Made by me, right before we make love in the carriage.

At the most important ball of the Season, in front of everyone who never thought I'd attract such a man. (I'll show them!)

In a beautiful summer garden, with my suitor on bended knee.