Baby Girl Name Power Rankings: NBA Location Edition

Kanye was born here. And just, duh. 😍

The current name is a good one. Kanye’s hometown, and Chicago West just flows.

The ninth most popular girl name this year, this one is a no-brainer.

Another popular one for a girl. Also, Kanye naming his daughter after Jay-Z’s hometown would have been terrific.

Dallas is a natural fit, and it’s another name that continues to increase in popularity.

The name Memphis for a girl increased in popularity by 150% over the past year.

This one makes the top 10 because the alliteration sounds awesome here.

Ignore the geography and just say it out loud a few times. It actually works.

Geographically, Phoenix West is logical, and the name Phoenix is cool for either gender.

This one doesn’t flow at all, but we felt obligated to keep it in the top 10, as it’s where Kim and Kanye currently live.

Unorthodox and interesting, Utah West could have started a trend.

Denver West sounds cool and makes sense geographically. If it was a boy, this is a top 5 name.

Less popular as a girl’s name but one that still exists. Houston West still sounds reasonable.

Though more popular as a boy’s name, Orlando West rolls off the tongue.

Boston West?

Like the city itself, this name is kind of just there.

Why didn’t they have a boy!?

This one may have been a tad higher if it was a boy.

What would Drake’s response have been? Too bad we’ll never know.

Nothing about this one gets us excited, and nothing about it is awful either.

Better as a middle name for North.

Better as a middle name for Saint.

This would be lower if not for the fact that it’s only two syllables.

Thinking of ways to shorten this to make it reasonable, and we’ve got nothing. ⛔️

As a full name, this is an abomination, but shortening it to Philly actually could work. 🤔

Can you imagine the bullying this child would endure? 🤣

Ew.

We are in five syllable territory now. Just no.

SIX syllables! The horror...