Which Garbage Dude That I've Dated From The DIY Scene Are You?

You're the "Open Relationship" guy. Obviously, you're a drummer and you have a girlfriend, because drummers love girlfriends. But, you guys are "totally open" and she's "absolutely cool with this" and thinks I'm "great." Until you break all of her rules and fuck me without a condom.

You're probably the lead singer of a band. Or the most well-known member. You're hot as fuck and you know it. You have no problem picking up DIY girls, but have an unspoken rule that you never date a black girl for more than 3 months. Racism? That's just identity politics. You're focused on real change and attend exactly 2 socialist rallies a year.

You're the Sound Guy or Bassist. Honestly, you were super nice and sweet. We had fun, but like, on our third date you listed all the depression meds you take and invited me to meet your therapist on our fourth date. Emotions run deep.

You're the soundcloud rapper. You get DIY cred cuz you only really fuck with white people and that's who books you. You hit me up because you thought fucking me meant I would write about your new mixtape or promote your shows.

You're just like, an actual rapist. You seemed cool when we met. We got really close. But then a bunch of people came forward and said you assaulted them and I realized they were right after you eventually harmed me. We met because no one took their accusations seriously and your friends thought "you were better now" and let you keep coming to shows.