She might look like Phoebe, but this is definitely Ursula
Richard is waiting to see what you'll choose
You didn't think we'll forget about Janice, did you?
It's only appropriate that a man's best friend would be the best animal for you to adopt. Just make sure that each and every one of its days, weeks, months and years would be amazing.
You like to surround yourself with people who are weirder than you, so that your weirdness be less noticeable. Trust us, with a pet piglet, no one will think you are the weirdest thing in the room. Only the second weirdest.
You have a lot of patience for delicate situations and annoying people. That's why you'd enjoy taking care of a fish. You don't need or want any drama in your life.