Which Coffee Break Are You?
Which Coffee Break Are You?
The question everyone asks themselves at one point in a philosophical manner – what coffee break are you? Your entire life experiences have been leading up to this point.
The question everyone asks themselves at one point in a philosophical manner – what coffee break are you? Your entire life experiences have been leading up to this point.
Pick a colour.
Pick an emoji.
How do you like your coffee?
What's your Starbuck's drink of choice?
Pick a Disney princess.
On a scale of 1-5, how stressed are you?
The First Coffee Break
The First Coffee Break
Awkward, slightly silent but a welcome escape, you are the first coffee break where everyone tries to enjoy their coffee without making any mishaps in front of all the new strangers from their committees. The bant is stagnant, but hey! At least there's coffee!
The Second Coffee Break
The Second Coffee Break
"...and then she said, 'two sugars? But I only wanted one!'" Hahahaha! LOLZ. Such frivolities. You are the second coffee break, where the ice has melted , the craic is ninety, and you're right in the middle – the Bant-a-sarus Rex in its natural habitat, as it were. The coffee is aflowing, the Rich Teas are going (awk, sure take another, sure!) and you're the life and soul of the party.
The Third Coffee Break
The Third Coffee Break
To the point, logical, and sometimes a bit vicious when you need to be, you are the third coffee break, where all the guards are up, and people are fighting for sustenance during a long day. Easy on!
The Penultimate Coffee Break
The Penultimate Coffee Break
Ready to take a little nap for a while, or possibly for all eternity, you are the Penultimate Coffee Break (ooh, fancy!). Slow to annoy, quick to fall asleep, you are placated easily by a comfy seat and a nice cuppa.
The Final Coffee Break
The Final Coffee Break
The one breaks that no one wants to come, but knows that all good things must end with it, you are the Final Coffee Break. Sweet as sugar with a good dose of melancholy, you are the break where everyone exchanges their Snapchat names with a single tear glistening in their eye. So pure. So gentle. So coffee-licious.
The Cancelled Coffee Break
The Cancelled Coffee Break
The worst of the worst. The thing no one ever wished on their worst enemies. You are the unforgiving coffee break that never was, the Cancelled Coffee Break. How could you?! We were all rooting for you. All of us were rooting for you. How dare you?!