Who Is Your Game Of Thrones Father?

Strengths: Good-natured, knows a good thing when he sees it, wants the best for his kids, above average mustache.

Weaknesses: Hard to take seriously, easy to push around, loves food a bit too much.

Your father isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, yet he truly acts in the best interest of you and your siblings. All he wants is to see his children prosper, no matter what it takes. However, you and your siblings seem to be doing fine without his help, and it’s because of this that your legacy is looking great. He’s left you with great connections that you can choose to use, or not. Your path is truly in your own hands.

Strengths: Principled, fair, good with a sword

Weaknesses: Politically inept, put ideals before family, not alive.

Your father is about as good of a parent as it gets in the realm. He was good to all of his children, taught you right from wrong, and provided a flourishing environment at Winterfell. Unfortunately, your father died because of a few idiotic but “noble” decisions. These choices haven’t made your journey easy, but your legacy is looking up. Strong morals are in your blood, but you’ve also seen how they can get you killed.

Strengths: Ambitious, successful, connected, handsome

Weaknesses: Secretive, a total d%^*, might lack the ability to feel emotions

Your father truly is among the better fathers in the realm. Sure, he has some problems. He’s not particularly kind to your midget brother Tyrion (although he would claim that it is Tyrion’s fault), and his political life does take away from actual parenting. However, every decision he makes is for the good of your family and its legacy. Your family name is respected throughout the Seven Kingdoms, and even though people may talk behind your back, they are certainly nice to your face.

Strengths: Defector, Survivalist

Weaknesses: Defector, Survivalist

Your father is mostly known for betraying the Starks and joining the Lannisters’ bannermen after the Red Wedding. He’s also the parent of your bastard brother, Ramsay. Ramsay is a murderer and psychopath, who also happens to be ruthless. Now, this doesn’t speak well of your father’s parenting; however, he does always help his own. His cold but strategic thinking definitely ensures your survival at the very least. But it may be best to go your own way in the future.

Strengths: Devoted, has a good claim to the throne, takes himself seriously

Weaknesses: Into some weird religious nonsense that has lead to death, killed his brother and daughter

Unfortunately, you just happened to end up with the worst father in history. He was terrible to your mom, even though she was definitely crazy (but our deepest sympathies, anyway). However, the worst thing about your father was how he treated your little sister. He had a passing interest in her, and once he realized he could use her to make moves in the realm, he burned her at the stake. He’s going down in history as the worst father ever. As for your legacy, you have a great family name, but your now dead father didn’t leave you with any allies.

Strengths: Legendary, offers a good title, is fairly good-natured

Weaknesses: Problems drinking, whoring, snoring, bathing and lately, breathing

In many ways, your father gave your family the best of everything. His good name bought you a wealthy existence and very little parental supervision. He made sure to teach you all well, even your late brother Joffrey who wasn’t even his biological son. As for your legacy, you have an incredible family name and a father who actually sat on the Iron Throne. Success and power are definitely in your future.

Strengths: Loyal, brave, puts king and country first, good hair.

Weaknesses: Absentee parent, sexually attracted to your aunt, missing a hand

To put it kindly, your father is an absentee parent. He has always been more preoccupied with his duties as one of the Kingsguard and has never taken an active role in your upbringing. You have a very complicated family -- your mother is likely your aunt which, unfortunately, doesn’t bode well for your genetics. As for legacy, however, your family name is one with great value throughout the Seven Kingdoms. The Lannisters may not have quite the leverage they used to, but they never stay down for long. You have a long, prosperous life with shiny golden hair ahead of you.