10 "Would You Rather?" Questions

Would you rather have taste buds on your fingers or have taste buds on your feet?

Would you rather suck your dad's dick or let your mom die?

Would you rather piss out bricks or piss out golf balls?

Would you rather lick a dirty anus or lick off mucus from a hobo's eye?

Would you rather have sex with a monkey and no one would know or not have sex with a monkey and everyone would think you did?

Would you rather know when you're going to die or know how you are going to die?

Would you rather constantly smell like vomit and not know it or constantly smell vomit that no one else smells?

Would you rather put the world's hottest pepper in your eye or in your genitalia?

Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday or join in once and never watch?

Finally, would you rather vaginas for ears or penises for fingers?