Which Monster Should You Hook Up With?
Which Monster Should You Hook Up With?
Monsters are sexy these days. But which one is your perfect sexy match?
Monsters are sexy these days. But which one is your perfect sexy match?

How opposed are you to the smell of rotting flesh?
Do you like getting hickeys?
What's the perfect date meal?
Do you mind only going out at night?
Which sounds like the best date?
Do you want your evening to be unpredictable?
How important is intelligence in a partner?
Would you want to go out with someone taller than you?
Is it important that your hook up friend gets along with your other friends?
Do you have a thing for trouble makers?
Vampire
Vampire
The original sexy monsters. They have an uncontrollable lust for human blood, and who doesn't want to feel wanted?
You won't be able to go anywhere in the morning, but all the most exciting stuff happens in the evening anyway. Vampires never get tired so you can party all night.
Only downside: no garlic, so you can't go to that great Italian place for dinner.
Zombie
Zombie
Do you like lying on the couch with your sexy friend, watching TV and just totally zonking out? Well then you should consider hooking up with a zombie.
You just might have to watch out for bites. And limbs falling off. You don't want to be rough with them even if they're nibbling on you.
Also be sure to keep some Febreeze or other odor management on-hand. The reason for that should be obvious.
Goblin
Goblin
Hope you like pranksters because this hook up will be all about mischievous fun. Don't be surprised if your sexy evening ends with getting roped into egging a house or stealing a newborn baby.
Goblins can be quick to get angry, but you can also distract them really easily, so there's not too much to worry about.
Just maybe consider putting away all of your sharp objects while your goblin FWB is around. Just in case. They can be pretty curious, after all.
Ghost
Ghost
You have a thing for old souls, whether or not they're still in a body. Hopefully you don't mind nostalgia trips because you'll be visiting a lot of places your boo remembers fondly in between hook up sessions.
You'll also get to ask any questions you have about the afterlife, which is a nice bonus.
The only major downside is that the relationship might end suddenly. You run a real risk of being ghosted.