How should you handle these animal encounters?

Roll around in the mud.

Use an industrial strength fan to blow the stench away.

Take a bath in tomato juice.

Rush towards the bear.

Try to offer it your lunch from your hand.

Run away as fast as possible.

Avoid making loud noises.

Dress in bright clothing.

Wear heavy perfume.

Of course.

Pour a sugar water mix on to the sting.

Rub it with vinegar.

Urinate on it.

Get on all fours and pretend to be a cougar.

Stare them directly in the eye.

Turn and run as fast as you can.

Walk through the water as slowly as possible.

Try to grab it before it can sting you.

Rub salt on yourself before going in the water.

Purchase and set up a bear fence.

Put your food in containers that will keep the smell in.

Wash eating utensils as soon as you can after meals.

Run right at the kangaroo while waving your hands.

Try to fight back.

Run away.