QUIZ: Which iconic hoe are you?
QUIZ: Which iconic hoe are you?
You saucy lil thot
You saucy lil thot
Which Plastic do you most identify with?
Which glamorous gal speaks to your soul?
Which Kardashian kid would you most want to spawn?
Pick a former Paris Hilton best friend
Pick a Lana Del Rey buzzword
Kylie Jenner
Kylie Jenner
You're a next-gen hoe, ready to take the throne the second your predecessor slips. You're cutting-edge and trend setting, and you've got an amazing Instagram. What's your handle, I'll follow back?
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
You're a hoe of the old guard, a trailblazing hoe who was in the game long before these newbies jumped on the bandwagon. You're a classic, and aging like a fine wine.
Kathryn Merteuil, Cruel Intentions
Kathryn Merteuil, Cruel Intentions
You're a bitchy hoe, though incredibly well-composed. Everyone wants you to be Mary fucking Sunshine 24/7, but secretly you're dying to hoe out. Just maybe...don't do it with anyone you might be related to, even by marriage. Promise?
Edie Britt, Desperate Housewives
Edie Britt, Desperate Housewives
OMGGG I wanna have a dramatic yet witty fight with you on the front lawn, even though I know I'd lose. You're calculating, clever, and one hot bish. How Carlos ever left you will always be a mystery to me. You're an inspiration.
Rihanna
Rihanna
I have no words. You're the ultimate. You can play any role: fashion queen, Twitter bitch, classy hoe, business woman. If you started a class on how to be you at a community college, I would totally go and pay the $50 enrollment fee.
Blac Chyna
Blac Chyna
Sneaky hoe! You're smart as fuck, and use your wits and assets to always stay moving up the ladder. Someday you'll be a CEO, and you'll look damn good doing it.
Karen Smith, Mean Girls
Karen Smith, Mean Girls
People always forget about you because you're such a slut, but you have literally so many genius gifts to share with the word -- including but not limited to your iconic weather forecasting abilities. Also, you're like, really pretty.
Samantha Jones, Sex and the City
Samantha Jones, Sex and the City
The hoe to end all hoes. You are the undisputed queen, the best there's ever been. You're confident, sexxxxual, and know exactly what you want -- and you're gonna get it. I would 10/10 sign up to be your personal assistant.