What's Your Dump Stat?

I call or message friends to chat

I catch up on the news...even if I'm not getting things done at least I'm well informed!

I go for a walk or run

Start playing games on my phone

Find something ELSE that I totally should have done yesterday to do instead.

I don't procrastinate. Get. It. Done.

I'm all about running

Strength training is where it's at

I keep it more casual and get exercise in by doing more social activities like playing basketball or hiking with friends

Honestly, every time I try to work out I end up hurting myself, so I've pretty much given up.

Swimming

Work out? Oh no. I don't do that, thank you.

I'm probably the host!

I'm the life of the party, always where the action is and with a group of people laughing with me

Having deep conversations with a handful of people in a quiet corner

Tearing up the dance floor!

Wait. That was today?

A party is a thing where there's a lot of people, right? Yeah, no thanks.

I am as healthy as a horse. Germs have no chance here.

I have stocked up on hand sanitizer and Vitamin C, I should be okay.

I don't get sick very often, but when I do it's a doozy.

I might get it, I might not. It's a crap shoot.

I'm probably going to get it.

Are you kidding me? I AM patient zero.

Make lots of trips. These arms can only carry so much!

One trip. All the bags. Beastmode!

Try to get all the bags in one trip. Drop two of them. Drop your keys.

Leave something you bought in the car overnight. Oops.

Get someone to help carry everything inside.

Realize you forgot the one thing you needed and head back to the store.

I'm fine. That was nothing!

Despite how frequently I end up on the ground, I'm rarely actually hurt.

I'll be sore for a day or two, but it's no big deal.

Ow...I may need some medical attention.

Nope. Definitely broke something.

I once walked around for a week with a broken foot and didn't realize it., so...maybe?

Methodically work backwards from where I am to the last place I know I saw it

Start pulling apart the couch, opening drawers - it has to be here somewhere!

Forget it. I'm never going to figure out where I left it so I'm just going to move on with my life.

Start looking in a few places I would likely have left it.

PANIC.

I didn't lose it. It's still in my hand.

Meetings. They are so. Boring.

Learn a totally new system that I'm not used to.

Interact with other humans.

Pick up the slack for coworkers who aren't doing their share.

Honestly, the having to get out of bed and just GO there is the worst part.

Smile and pretend not to hate your terrible customers/clients/coworkers/boss.

It's the day of the move and nothing is in boxes yet, HELP.

Everything is expertly packed and I have itemized lists. The truck has been reserved for a month. I've got this.

Ehh...packing was a chore, but I invited all my friends over to help actually move stuff and we turned it into a good time!

I thought it was going well until I dropped that entire box of drinking glasses down the stairs...

No way am I going to move all this stuff by myself. I'm hiring someone.

I wasn't able to convince anyone to help me so it looks like I'm in for a loooong day.

Camping, hiking, enjoying the great outdoors!

We're going to a music festival, of course.

We're going to Disney!

Traveling the world, experiencing new cultures (and amazing food!)

Can we do something a little more low key - like a road trip?

I'm gonna pass and stay home in my pajamas, thanks.