Who Are Your "That '70s Show" Parents?

Will you get another slice of pie for Bob and Midge or wind up with a foot in your posterior, a la Red Forman?

Alex McCarthy
Created by Alex McCarthy
On Jan 20, 2016

Were you born in the 70s?

What's your favorite part of the 70s?

Were 4-bit graphics really better?

If you had a time machine, let's say in a hot tub, what authentic 70s activity would you try?

Which 70s TV classic best fits your personality?

What color does will your mood ring change to?

Would you rock the polyester leisure/power suit?

which 1970s terror scares you the most?

Which 70s look would you rock if no one knew it was you?

Finally, say your tub-based time machine broke down, would you stay in the 1970s or scramble to get home?

Red and Kitty Forman

Red and Kitty Forman

Kitty is always there to keep an eye on you (and the wine bottle), because if you screw up, you know what happens. Red calls you a dumba*s while threatening you with bodily harm. Nonetheless, they'll instill a sense of family togetherness and a strong work ethic in you.

Bob and Midge Pinciotti

Bob and Midge Pinciotti

Like many parents, Bob and Midge are the perfect couple (not really). At least they were until Midge became self-aware and realized her husband was a slovenly misogynist. Still, they'll raise you to be strong and vivacious in an atmosphere pungent with dysfunction.

Edna and Bud Hyde

Edna and Bud Hyde

Gross Edna and barely there Bud Hyde may not be the best of parents (OK, they suck as parents), but they'll always around in some format to sponge off of you and remind you of your independence and drive.

Pam Burkhart

Pam Burkhart

Although rarely seen, your TV mom embodies the materialism that took root in the 70s (and took the 80s by storm). Aside from good hair and teeth, she also left you with a sense of personal empowerment, because, you don't want to be as vapid as her, unless you really want to.

John Kelso

John Kelso

As a (barely existent) mid-level corporate lackey, your TV dad may not be an exciting speaker on career day, but he keeps a roof over your head and food in your mouth just the same. His mundane existence also inspires your aspirations.

William Barnett

William Barnett

Surprise! Your father is not only accomplished, but wealthy too. Learning who you are isn't the only perk to finding your real dad. He also can teach you how to successfully run a business and help you grow into your adult skin.

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