Who Said It: David Brent or An Apprentice Candidate?
Who Said It: David Brent or An Apprentice Candidate?
Both The Apprentice and The Office have churned out some pretty cringeworthy quotes over the years, but can you guess which one is from fictional character David Brent and which is from the real life potential business partners of Lord Alan Sugar?
Both The Apprentice and The Office have churned out some pretty cringeworthy quotes over the years, but can you guess which one is from fictional character David Brent and which is from the real life potential business partners of Lord Alan Sugar?
"I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man."
"I don’t know what rapport is. If I knew, I’d bottle it and sell it"
"You've seen how I react to people, make them feel good, make them think that anything's possible. If I make them laugh along the way, sue me"
"I pride myself on not having any negative or bad traits about myself, they're all good, they're all positive"
"Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue"
"It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different"
"There are two types of people in the world: Winners and... I don't know how to say the word, I can't say it"
"If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail"
"My first word wasn't mummy, it was money"
"I’m just a generally all round quite entertaining person, I think. A lot of people laugh at me"
"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do"
"I’m a Swiss army knife of bouncy skills, business skills, enthusiasm, I’ve got everything highly tuned and highly chiselled"
"I talk the talk, I walk the walk, I dance the dance"
"Give a woman a position of power and they go fucking doolally. All of a sudden they think they're Adolf flamin' Hitler"
"Who says famine has to be depressing?"