Which risky sex position should you try on Valentine's Day

The name is probably as exciting as the position, and just as strange. Blue steps over Yellow’s leg, holding the other leg up. Meanwhile Yellow is left hanging in the air, being held up by the strength of their arm and holding on for dear life. It’s not comfortable for Blue and Yellow so nothing particularly excites them.

Yep, it literally refers to the ancient method of churning cream into butter. Sounds weird and looks weird but is a killer in the bedroom. Yellow lies on their back and curls up into a ball. Blue then sits on top and thrusts away. Whilst it can cause back and neck ache, Yellow will still experience extreme pleasure.

This looks, sounds and probably feels very weird. Blue bends over touching their toes. Yellow does the same, and the two align themselves accordingly to ensure maximum pleasure. Blue then thrusts, however, both Blue and Yellow find it hard to support themselves and fall over.

Whilst this drawing is awful, the position isn’t that bad. Blue lies back with their head and shoulders on the floor, and body hanging off the edge of the bed. Yellow straddles Blue. The blood rushes to both of Blue’s heads making it a mind-blowing experience.