5 Van Gaal quotes made hilarious after replacing philosophy with penis

I think the players now know everything about the penis so now they have to perform with it.

At the end, I have to say there are a lot of aspects in my penis I shall stick to but a lot of aspects of it can change

I'm always a functional human being and functionality is very important in my penis

So don't say to me that youngsters cannot play football. When you are fitting in a penis you can do a lot.

The formation may change but the penis remains the same