Which Writer For the Fourth Crown Are You?

It's time to answer the question that's been on your mind since you read the title. Which writer for the Fourth Crown are you?

The Fourth Crown
On Mar 29, 2017

Let's get the easy question out of the way. Fuck Ian?

Great. Now tell me. Did you write the Hand Bell Article?

Are you the ghost of Sam Panzer?

Why?

How long is your hair?

Do you love the Anime

Do you think Click Campaigns are dumb?

Do you lift?

Do you like Updog?

How does this baby make you feel?

Evan

Evan

You got Evan! You are the captain of the old guard on this team. A leader who has seen the rise and fall of many organizations on campus. You are graduating, however, which means that the younger members of the group are hungry to take up your position at the helm. Be mindful of the reckless youth.

Regardless of which writer you wish you could have gotten, great writers with beautiful faces that didn’t get to be featured in this quiz are still out there! If you or a friend or a family pet are interested in becoming a card carrying member of The Fourth Crown, check out our application process here- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe74zHCcqjDVkmTQfu4f1kzYo9zT6h5Cv-4iF1zMwF48iVI4A/viewform?c=0&w=1

Ian

Ian

You got Ian! You're a tasty Irishman who loves chocolate and long walks on the beach. Your favorite hobby is bird-watching, and you don't care that that makes you a lame little face. Congrats?


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Adam

Adam

You got Adam! I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

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Georgia

Georgia

You got Georgia! You're a strong woman in the boy's club that is satirical campus journalism. You've had to fight tooth and nail to stay on the beat. You're working hard, but some days you wish that the world could change just a little faster.

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Megan

Megan

You got Megan! You're a bad-ass with no intention of ever letting anyone know your deepest darkest secret. Your tenacity and resilience give you a leg up on the competition. You have a good poker face, but even the strongest walls crack with time.


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Brian

Brian

You got Brian! You're the equivalent of a grizzled old cop on a TV show that involves cops. You've got an eye for bullshit, but every year you're getting older and these streets aren't getting any cleaner.


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Louis

Louis

You got Louis! You're the scrappy upstart with tons of unfiltered, unadulterated energy. Your reckless budding power is so raw that you can barely hold it in sometimes. Your enthusiasm is great, but you still have much to learn.

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The Ghost of Sam Panzer

The Ghost of Sam Panzer

You got the Ghost of Sam Panzer! You're out there somewhere crying about what your baby satirical news organization has become. We're terribly sorry, Sam.

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