Who's your prison Wife? (OINB)

Hide under the bed. Fights scare me.

Run and get a CO.

Jump straight in there. I love a good fight!

Fight? What fight?

I'll believe it when I see it.

Man, ain't no one got time for a chicken!

100% real. Lets find the damn chicken!

A months supply of makeup

Day Release

A phone for a day

Extra pillows and blankets for the rest of your sentence

A takeaway

Electrician

Drug Dealer

Librarian

Cleaner

cook

Sell them

Share them and have a party

Keep them. You never know when you'll need them

Take them to a warden ASAP!

Get down there and get out ASAP

Fill it with cement so you're not tempted

Convince everyone to escape with you.

Use it to store contraband