Are you a cancer cell?

Do you have an insensitivity to antigrowth signals?

Do you have a limitless potential for replication?

Do you evade apoptosis?

Do you produce your own growth factors?

Are you in a place you shouldn't be?

Do you have a dark nucleus?

Are you smaller or larger than the other cells?

Do you contain more DNA than the other cells?

Do you divide rapidly?

Do you peer pressure the other cells around you into dividing rapidly?

Do you have an abnormal shaped nucleus?

Do you have a disorganized structure?

Do you develop into cells of a specific type?

Do you have adhesion molecules that allow you to stick to the cell membranes of other cells?

Have you come into contact with mutagens like chemicals, radiation, or uv light?

Do you find yourself looking like like this when you look in the mirror?

Has your function been affected by mutations in your genes?

Do the oncogenes and tumor suppressor genes in your life behave as they should?

Is the time it takes you to go through the cell cycle less than 14 hours?

Do you secrete enzymes that enable you to invade neighboring tissues?

You are a cancer cell!

You are not a cancer cell!