Which FIFA presidential candidate are you?
Which FIFA presidential candidate are you?
Sepp Blatter has announced his resignation from FIFA. It's time to fill that seat! But before you go off running to tell everyone which candidate you support, take this handy personality quiz to see which of the frontrunners best matches your preferred brand of megalomania.
Sepp Blatter has announced his resignation from FIFA. It's time to fill that seat! But before you go off running to tell everyone which candidate you support, take this handy personality quiz to see which of the frontrunners best matches your preferred brand of megalomania.
What are your thoughts on snitching to the FBI?
Africa and Asia: Gross, or nah?
Do you feel that your ability to kick a ball really well once upon a time makes you a viable candidate?
Are Americans supporting your claim out of some weird sense of misplaced Qatar guilt?
Are you even remotely serious about being FIFA president?
Have you spent the past week sweating because you know your name is going to show up on a legal document soon?
Is your campaign centered around the fact that Sepp Blatter was an unpresentable slob, and you're just better to look at?
Luis Figo
Luis Figo
You used to play soccer. Sweet.
Michel Platini
Michel Platini
There's a slight chance that you want Africa and Asia wiped off the map, but that's cool, because you asked Sepp Blatter to quit. No one even remembers that you voted for Qatar.
Sunil Gulati
Sunil Gulati
People are starting to think that you sat around and watched corruption happen in your back yard, but decided to snitch as part of some grand revenge plot for not getting the 2022 World Cup. You voted for Sepp Blatter four years ago, but that doesn't matter BECAUSE AMERICA JUST SAVED SOCCER!
Prince Ali bin Al Hussein
Prince Ali bin Al Hussein
People have only known your name for a few months, and have no real idea of who you are. You get bonus points because electing a Jordanian totally makes up for the guilt of all that nasty stuff happening in Qatar. Thanks!
David Ginola
David Ginola
You played soccer. right? Yeah, definitely. For like...Newcastle, or something. Cool hair.
Jérôme Valcke
Jérôme Valcke