Dance Moms: Abby’s Craziest Moments

Yes, this was just a reference made during a fight with Holly way back in season two, but really, what?

There is nothing scarier than the prospect of having your first kiss in front of your mum, than having your first kiss in front of your mum with Abby Lee Miller.

While a guest choreographer watched on. There’s unprofessional and there’s Abby nursing fake hair.

Grief is a terrible thing.

Business Casual is a nightmare term that no one understands. However, Abby turning up to an important meeting in Australia in just her curlers probably wasn’t it.

Eh? A thousand bravos for Chloe’s grace in the face of her teacher’s sabotage.

There was so much crazy in this episode I’m surprised it didn’t make a Dance Moms special. First, there was the incident with the handbag (may we never find out what isn’t ‘kid appropriate’ in Abby Lee Miller’s bag) in the quest for earrings, then she failed to turn up to the competition, before finally ending her day with a long and convoluted phone call listing her excuses that would have made more sense had she claimed alien abduction half way through. Who knows, perhaps she did.

Yes, Kelly was going for the weave, and that is in itself an inexcusable act that requires self-defence. Abby, on the other hand, looked like she was going for a finger.