Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day Pirate Personality Quiz

You are a dedicated pirate! Anne Bonny entered the pirating life after growing bored with the lack of valor her husband displayed. While she never commanded a ship herself, Anne was second-in-command under John “Calico Jack” Rackham in the Caribbean. It was to him, after he was captured, that Anne directed her biting statement: “Had you fought like a man, you need not have been hang’d like a dog.” Ouch.

You are one of the most fearsome and infamous pirates! Blackbeard was known for his ferocity and propensity to take action, which is reflected in his language. It is said that he blazed into battle—literally—with candle smoke unfurling from his beard.

You are one of the most beloved seafarers! So what if you fight your enemies by giving them spoonfuls of sweet cereal and are not technically a pirate? Working together, you and Seadog have conquered the Milk Sea. Your fun style means that you tend to use nonsensical seafaring talk—“Don’t hornswaggle me from me cereal, ye landlubber!"—to such an extent that you may as well be a pirate!

You are arguably the most popular pirate—partly due to your witty sayings and stylish flourish! While you’re more apt to talk your way out of a conflict than to fight, your style is one of your best qualities. “Gentlemen, my lady, you will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!”

You are both a naval hero and a pirating legend! As a sea captain, you dined with the Queen of England, while the Spanish had a heavy price on your head because of all the damage you caused to their ships. You tend to invoke your patriotism and inspiration in your language. “There must be a beginning of any great matter, but the continuing unto the end until it be thoroughly finished yields the true glory.”